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Month: October, 2014

U-S-A! U-S-A!

I’m not one for childish anti-Americanism, (hey, I love your music and your cultural exports!) but there are some words best left to the British. Whenever an American says “wanker”, I get the same cringe-itch you get when a parent abbreviates “you” to “u” in a text for no goddamn reason at all.

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America does lots of things well, but please, leave the wanking to us.

Big ideas

shit

O rly.

shit2

Yep, didn’t think so.

shit3

You’d be surprised.

shit4

Oh, right. That explains the brakes, and mudguards and the adjustable height seatpost.shit5

Apparently, Grant Petersen once shot a guy in chinos just to watch him die. Apparently.

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Sigh.

shit7

Don’t worry, they won’t.